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dinuguan: Abridged Black Bush. Easily one of the best skits ever. The quotability! I cut the Jamie Foxx part because I think it’s the least funny part and had to get under 5 mins. This is really for me, so I can watch this shit quickly after someone drops a reference to it somewhere and I just gotta watch it. 
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porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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“If you let one (truant student) run loose, what are you gonna’ do with the rest...”
– Houston judge Lanny Moriarty • On his decision to sentence a 17-year-old honor student, who (since her parents divorced and both skipped town) has had to work both a full and a part time job just to support two siblings, to spend a day in jail, after she missed school recently. Diane Tran, who also...
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“What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with...”
– Carl Sagan (via shobu-obu)
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Lilo, why are you all wet?
born2toss4guard: badassladyknight: comicallycool: videovriska: daswiener: captainhufflepuff: This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash. I always thought this scene was adorable Wow thanks guy Right in the childhood. i never made that connection Oh my...
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Listencaughtdead: Definitely one of the...
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Humans have two hands
lurkskywalker: One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
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i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
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coledownlow: e-lodicolo: biancadar: tigressanna: elasticitymudflap: laurakvstheworld: I honestly feel 100% better after watching this. safasf ierhr FUCK CALL LIFE ALERT I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP! This makes me happy OH my god GOOD.
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Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
robots-please: jordanjordanjordanjordan: 01012012: theneverendingdrums: stravaganza: the-ss-destiel: BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium no it’s vibranium you mean FREEDOMIUM Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium? No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health...
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barackfuckingobama: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 
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The Batman and Joker Conflict
jonathanpham: “They are fighting an ideological battle for each other’s soul. They are both two sides of the same coin: Two individuals who, because of a horrible day in their lives, became insane and decided to take on the world and make it in their image. The joker was a shitty comedian with a pregnant wife, a nice guy. On the day his wife died in a random accident he was bullied by mobsters...
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